One of the funniest short stories I’ve read. All you need to know is in the title.
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Abby ManzellaAD SchweissAllison Field BellAmber BairdAmelia GrayAmorak HueyAmy DeBellisAndrea BishopAndrea CavedoAndrew Bertainaandrew rutledgeArthur MandalAvitus B. CarleBarlow AdamsBeth KanterBeth ShermanBethany CutkompBrandon ForinashBrian EvensonCarly AlaimoCarmen Maria MachadoCatherine LaceyCecily CarverChris ScottChristian EscalonaChristine H. ChenCiara AlfaroColeman BigelowColin AlexanderCorey FarrenkopfDavid WatersDerek FisherDouglas A WrightElise JeanmarieElissa LashEmily HampsonEmily RinkemaEmily WaughErik CederblomErin StriffErin WoodEvan HannonFrancesca LeaderGarret CroweGary FinneganGraham MortHannah SmartJ.R. DawsonJack B BedellJake MaynardJamey GallagherJamie GillJay McKenzieJeanann VerleeJennifer PintoJisun ParkJoel Henry LittleJohn HaggertyJordan HarperJosh RankJP RelphJude DoyleK. A. PolzinKara OakleafKate AxefordKatherine PlumhoffKaty GoforthKeegan LawlerKelli Dianne RuleKevin Light-RothKevin SterneKim FuKim MagowanKyla HaningtonLaura ZapicoLena ValenciaLillie E. FranksLindsay ComerMadeleine VigneronMarijean OldhamMarilyn DuarteMary HeitkampMegan CumminsMeghan Louise WagnerNick EkkizogloyPatrick FealeyPhebe JewellRobin BeckerRuth BrandtSadie Sartini GarnerSara McKinneySarah GerardSarah Lynn HurdSophie HamptonStephen DixonSudha BalagopalSumitra SingamTaisiya KoganTam EastleyTed ChiangTimothy Reilly