Two toys are on a quest across the Mojave Desert, for some reason. The apocalypse featuring the cast of Toy Story, voiced by Pinky and the Brain:

“Is it all a big joke? Is the point of your existence to drive the unlucky child that comes to possess you feces-eating mad? A likely mystery to the cock-eyed parents that purchased you, who would assume the child has lost their marbles for other, more organic reasons?”