“It wouldn’t have been so bad except that just a couple of weeks before the thing with the trees, the snakes all died.”


May is apparently Short Story Month, and at LitHub, that means that each workday in May they link to another short story. Today’s is a beauty: The School by Donald Barthelme.

It’s bonkers, it’s short, it’s funny, and it’s unforgettably weird:

Well, we had all these children out planting trees, see, because we figured that… that was part of their education, to see how, you know, the root systems… and also the sense of responsibility, taking care of things, being individually responsible. You know what I mean. And the trees all died. They were orange trees. I don’t know why they died, they just died. Something wrong with the soil possibly or maybe the stuff we got from the nursery wasn’t the best. We complained about it. So we’ve got thirty kids there, each kid had his or her own little tree to plant and we’ve got these thirty dead trees. All these kids looking at these little brown sticks, it was depressing.

If, like me, you finish it feeling like “That was amazing, but wtf was with that ending?” Emily Temple has you covered with a short essay taking it apart (spoiler: it’s simply weird, but even weirder than you probably picked up on.)

Read it, it’ll brighten your day.